Total Medals Earned: 1,362 (From 197 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,315 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (150/150 points)
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Mindchamber survives the battle
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (70/80 points)
Find the hidden easter egg! HINT: You have to drag it from one edge of the screen!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)
Find the wings.
Slay five darklings.
Turn off the rain.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Complete the game.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Barney is extinct
Willva used lazer beam, comet used smoke screen, willva was frozen
Medals Earned: 8/18 (85/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits